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Did you know that the word “party” actually comes from the Dersite word for “of course we like to party you twit, we practically invented party”?

Happy birthday, John!

I’m glad we’re both still alive to celebrate birthdays.
((sorry that this is lame but I’m in Washington, DC right now to participate in the National Cherry Blossum Parade and getting wifi from the hotel! Maybe the Museum of Natural History will have wifi to check for the update.))

=>Jenny: Run for Prom Queen.

Your name is JENNY and you cosplay ROSE LALONDE.  You also run an IRL ASK BLOG called ASKSEEROFLIGHT, which was nominated for HOMESTUCK PROM QUEEN.

short rose green sun

You like to make ridiculous COSTUMES OF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS, including ROSE LALONDE, ROXY LALONDE, VRISKA SERKET, TAVROS NITRAM, REDGLARE, THE SIGNLESS, MOLLY HOOPER, KATNISS EVERDEEN, and FRANCIS BONNEFOY.  Some of those are WIP due to LACK OF FUNDING.

  • this is suffererstuck, the best group ever, and Jesus
  • i’m center right
  • all the signless ladies now put you hands up ohohohoh

You like to go to ANIME CONS and sometimes run PANELS.  You hope to soon go to COMIC CON with the movie production studio where you are employed.

the person in the middle is a clarinetist, science proves that clarinets have a 86.5% chance of not being a weenie

When you aren’t COSPLAYING, you like to do MARCHING BAND, which you are PRETTY GOOD AT.  You also like to DEBATE, which you are FREAKING AMAZING AT.  When you aren’t doing any of these, you are probably GETTING REALLY EMOTIONAL ABOUT HISTORY.  Dagum you love HISTORY.

camp

You also work at GIRL SCOUT CAMP and are trying to create a camp for victims of bullying for your GOLD AWARD.

what i will not be doing: actually partying

what i will be doing: being swanky

You are a very CHILL BRO and are planning to PARTY HARD alone in your room.  You are wearing a DERSE THEMED BALLGOWN but it is currently getting TAILORED for your ACTUAL PROM.

yeehaw

PROM QUEEN BALLOT


((Seer: Descend is definitely my favorite page overall.  I wish that Rose going grimdark had more of an impact on the story but it might come back later so we’ll see!  I hope so.))

((Seer: Descend is definitely my favorite page overall.  I wish that Rose going grimdark had more of an impact on the story but it might come back later so we’ll see!  I hope so.))

ask-irl-eridan-ampora:

wwoww wway to ask a difficult question anon

but you knoww i havve it figured out

i havve a feww ideas

just

a feww

this isnt even half a it

I don’t want to be in your spades.

It’s funny, the way these things work.

If we had properly scratched our session, surely myself, the new “Mom Lalonde,” would have dealt with her in an overbearing way which would mirror our relationship in my session.  I would have gone to unnecessary lengths to make sure she consumed alcohol responsibly or perhaps replaced her beverages with something else without her knowledge, which she would have viewed as slow torture by passive-aggressive guilt trip and not as some long-awaited revenge from a past incarnation.

Of course, that was never the case and never will be.  The decision to cheat the scratch was made long before we started the game, and the surprise flavor of time makes their session all the more interesting.  Since the Alpha versions of Dave and myself were murdered before schedule, we were not able to terrorize their adolescence, and I was not able to uphold the passive-aggressive cycle of revenge.

You can read all about it in my books.

I think I forgot to answer the question.

goawayhenryclay:

space-tier:

askirlknightoftime:

askseeroflight:

askirlknightoftime:

what about that troll

kanaya or whatever her name is???

can i watch????

April fools, dumbass!  Now stop drawing in my book.

Congratulations though, your answer made me really uncomfortable.

i dont know what youre talking abou…

so wait

thats a no then???

what a rip off

What Are You Doing Here

I Think Its Best You Better Get On Out Of Here Boy

Or Else

You Tell Him Girlfriend

Is this happening?

askirlknightoftime:

what about that troll

kanaya or whatever her name is???

can i watch????

April fools, dumbass!  Now stop drawing in my book.

Congratulations though, your answer made me really uncomfortable.

Magic is obviously real, you just did it wrong.

You’re talking to me, right?