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i believe you will find my new theme to be satisfactory and hilarious

you have to wait a second for the full effect though so be patient with my genius

Autoplay with a hidden pause button?  That’s low.

BEHOLD MY ROBES BEHOLD MY ROBES BEHOLD MY ROBES

She has tried.  I will show you some of the more successful projects.

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so basically, you're the walter white of alcohol.

If Walter White is an immortal teenager with nothing to do but read and mix mysterious substances together in a silly fashion then yes.

Please, Anon, I am a scientist.  I follow the scientific method and conduct many trials to test the quality of my output, which is far from perfect.  I only wish I had a more mentally stimulated peer group to share my alchemical leaps with.
I see no harm in it—I drank quite a bit in the doomed timeline with no adverse effects.  This moonshine is organic milk compared to some of the stuff I dug up in my house.

And they are, if you’ll pardon the phrase, stubborn throes.

Please, Anon, I am a scientist.  I follow the scientific method and conduct many trials to test the quality of my output, which is far from perfect.  I only wish I had a more mentally stimulated peer group to share my alchemical leaps with.

I see no harm in it—I drank quite a bit in the doomed timeline with no adverse effects.  This moonshine is organic milk compared to some of the stuff I dug up in my house.

And they are, if you’ll pardon the phrase, stubborn throes.

As far as Seers are concerned, he’s a bit nearsighted.  Perhaps one day he will grow a tasteful Inner Eye, but first he should learn that a Seer must understand before he can utilize the knowledge granted to him.  

As far as those who speak in tomes are concerned, he is undoubtedly my junior.  When he writes a walkthrough that saves a race from extinction, a multimillion dollar wizard fiction franchise, and umpteen journals on the nature of the game we might be able to talk writers’ jargon.

As far as Seers are concerned, he’s a bit nearsighted.  Perhaps one day he will grow a tasteful Inner Eye, but first he should learn that a Seer must understand before he can utilize the knowledge granted to him.  

As far as those who speak in tomes are concerned, he is undoubtedly my junior.  When he writes a walkthrough that saves a race from extinction, a multimillion dollar wizard fiction franchise, and umpteen journals on the nature of the game we might be able to talk writers’ jargon.

you said to go to your main blog to ask ooc quesons but the link is dead do you know if any body runs a blog lke this for sweet bro and hella jeff

((I’ll be sure to fix that, thanks for telling me.

I don’t know of any such blog but that would be fantastic, and so this falls to you my lovely followers.  Has anyone seen n Ask SBaHJ?))

Let’s consult the texts.

Experts place that figure at approximately…

None of your business.

Look, you really don’t want to go there.  


We met as naive preteens upon the unforgiving olive slate of deviantART.

He would pretend to read and like my OC fanfiction all the while trying to convince me to read a “really awesome ironic drawing blog,” which I would also pretend to read and like. 

We met as naive preteens upon the unforgiving olive slate of deviantART.

He would pretend to read and like my OC fanfiction all the while trying to convince me to read a “really awesome ironic drawing blog,” which I would also pretend to read and like. 

That’s Master Firsthitongoogleimagesearch the Terrifying.

That’s Master Firsthitongoogleimagesearch the Terrifying.